windows

windows
1. (Windows) (3276↑, 409↓)
Windows 95/98, (n): 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprossessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

2. (windows) (1082↑, 257↓)
A piece of glass you can open when it gets too hot outside. Come on people

Open the window, it's hot as hell in here

3. (Windows) (981↑, 522↓)
A lot harder to open than its glass counterpart. Windows, which was copied, edited, then sold for billions by Bill Gates(see [antichrist] ), is just as good as Linux or Mac OS X, without the whole "Working" and "running" thing. To sum it up: The worst mistake of your life would be to buy it.

Person 1: " OMG, I accidently just blew up my office, killing thousands\!" Person 2: " You think you made a mistake? I BOUGHT WINDOWS\!"

4. (Windows) (483↑, 135↓)
One of several pieces of software from Microsoft: 1. Windows 1.0 was a graphical shell that allowed the user of an IBM PC to have several MS-DOS programs running at the same time, sharing the screen through viewports called "windows," hence the name. It was released after the first Apple Macintosh computer, and most users did not install it because it required too much memory. MS-DOS was an operating system that could only have one application open at any given time, and those applications could only access up to 640 kilobytes of RAM. Files stored by it had names consisting of eight characters, a dot, and three more characters, and certain characters, such as spaces, were not allowed. TEXTFILE.TXT was a typical DOS filename. 2. \windows 3.0 was a graphical shell that also had dynamic library support, a feature normally built into an operating system. Applications had to be written "for" \windows, almost as if it was an operating system. It did things on behalf of applications, like an operating system. It was started from DOS as an application, and exiting \windows returned the user to DOS. Instead of folders, there were program groups, where programs had to be explicitly placed. Placement of a program in the Program Groups typically involved telling \windows the complete path to the program executable (ie, "C:\\COREL\\WP.EXE") 3. \windows 95 was a graphical shell that was booted directly by DOS, so that it appeared to be the entire operating system. It imitated the look and feel of a Macintosh. It was capable of running most \windows NT binaries, and it implemented pre-emptive multitasking, a feature commonly found in operating systems, and added support for "long filenames" (LFN), which allowed files to have Macintosh-like names. The "Restart in DOS mode" feature is equivalent to the "Exit Windows" feature in older versions of \windows. 4. Windows NT ("New" Technology) is a real operating system that was written completely independantly of the line of graphical shells that are also called Windows. Microsoft hired the employees of DEC that designed [VMS] to work on \windows NT. Unlike \windows versions that were already on the market, \windows NT took full advantage of the Intel 386's 32-bit capabilities. Its design was so closely tied to the Intel 32-bit architecture that it could not be ported to a 64-bit platform easily. The "New" technology in \windows was new only to Windows. Features new to NT, such as true multitasking and virtual memory, had been available in other operating systems since the 1970s and even before that. Microsoft eventually began to market Windows NT as an alternative to [UNIX], but they did so at the same time that [Linux] was becoming ever more popular as a UNIX replacement. Windows NT had many bugs of its own, and its superficial similarities to Windows 95 caused users to expect Windows 95 bugs to be present in Windows NT. Its Internet server offerings were notably inferior to the UNIX programs they were meant to replace. All current versions of Windows are descended from Windows NT, and not from the DOS shells that were also called Windows. Though 64-bit Intel processors are already available in 2004, a 64-bit version of Windows is still years away.

This program requires Microsoft Windows.

5. (windows) (413↑, 225↓)
An Operating System developed by the much hated Microsoft Corporation. Became popular via amoral business practise on the part of Microsoft. Windows is world renowned for being insecure and bug ridden. Some describe it as "the only computer virus that you pay to use".

Excuse me while I run Windows Update and download yet another 80mb bugfix....er....sorry, "upgrade".

6. (Windows) (444↑, 272↓)
An operating system programmed by monkeys in a room with typewriters.

Your windows works as well as shit\!

7. (windows) (484↑, 325↓)
The operating system that crashes every time you use it. Causes [blue screen of death] phenomenons.

"Hey look, a record\! It's 45 minutes since I rebooted and my windows has still not crashed\!"

8. (Windows) (390↑, 285↓)
A definition on Urban Dictionary used by minority Apple fans to whine about Windows because there's not much else to do on a mac.

Tired of playing with the dock and dashboard widgets, the mac user opened up Internet Explorer: Mac Edition to create anti-microsoft definitions on urbandicionary. Meanwhile, the Windows user played Half-Life 2, glad he had an OS with developers.

9. (Windows) (202↑, 116↓)
Air condtioning is like computers, as soon as you open windows it stops working.

"ERROR Windows has preformed the 326 illegal operation today and will have to restar for the 327th time for no apprent reason"

10. (windows) (130↑, 58↓)
The fanciest version of Solitaire I've ever played.

Of course, we all love the BSOD every few minutes too. Silly Windows.

11. (Windows) (50↑, 3↓)
1) A [PC] based [operating system] by [Microsoft]. 2) An opening in a house, building, or other structure to provide view and [ventilation]. 3) A slang term for [crystal meth] ([methamphetamine]). Derived from the term "[glass]" which is also a word used to describe crystal meth. Windows as in def. 2 are often made of glass. In some [tweaker]'s [meth] addled mind "glass" equaled "windows" and a new meaning for the word was born. In addition the term seems appropriate as many [tweakers] either work in the [computer field] or enjoy [computing] in their spare time (as relating to def. 1).

Yo man, could you hook me up with some windows?

12. (windows) (47↑, 11↓)
Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.

-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."

13. (windows) (57↑, 24↓)
1. A 32-bit Operating System with a graphical interface and 16-bit backwards compatibility for older applications. It was created by Microsoft Corporation. 2. A name that may refer to Windows NT or Operating Systems based on Windows NT such as Windows 2000 and Windows XP. Windows NT and it's variants were also developed by Microsoft Corporation. They are true 32-bit Operating Systems. They are not the same as Windows 9.x (3.1/95/98/ME).

1. Windows 3.1 is still used by some businesses today. 2. I downloaded and installed Service Pack 5 for Windows [NT 4 Workstation].

Author: Gary Destruction http://windows.urbanup.com/154704
14. (windows) (74↑, 45↓)
Glass panes common in the walls of buildings, especially sky scrapers, allowing people inside to see the outside and to let light in. Windows have been around for thousands of years, although they were originally just holes in the walls of buildings, without any glass panes. Windows should not be confused with the remarkably unstable and virus-susceptible [Windoze].

Yesterday, I was wondering if it was raining or not, so I looked outside through the windows and saw that it was, in fact, raining. Without my windows, I could have gotten wet.

15. (Windows) (145↑, 118↓)
A highly effective virus that spread itself by the using of instalations, saved in licensed Compact Discs, mostly instaled in the drive C:, no antivirus is available at the moment, but the method of formatting works very well. approximately 70% of the population have infected computers with this virus... and counting...

fook \!\! my pc has windows xp \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

16. (Windows) (44↑, 18↓)
1) Holes put in walls of buildings, often rectangular or square, which contain glass. They are there to both let in light and provide a nice view of the outside world. 2) The most popular Computer [Operating System] today, 'invented' by [Microsoft] Corporation. It has good ease of use and a wide range of commercial software available. Many computer experts ('[nerd]s') say that Windows is bloated, unstable, insecure and requires users to upgrade too often. However, Windows is a perfectly fine Desktop OS for non, semi computer literate people and gamers, provided they can install a firewall, virus scanner and spyware remover. However, for people more experienced with computers or for business applications, other Operating Systems such as [Linux] or *[BSD] are faster, more stable and secure, cheaper (erm, free) and more customisable than Windows. Unfortunately, most of these OSes are harder to use and cannot run Windows software, although there are good free alternatives to Windows software for OSes like Linux such as Open Office for MS Office and Mozilla for IE.

"I bought a new top-of-the-line gaming PC and it came with Windows XP, natch"

Author: Your worst nightmare http://windows.urbanup.com/349779
17. (windows) (36↑, 11↓)
1. An opening or a panel built into a wall, roof, or floor inside structure to permit the pass through of light or air. 2. implies Microsoft Windows. A computer operating system developed by Microsoft. First released in 1985, running on top of MS-DOS, in order to implement a graphical user interface (GUI) computing.

"dude, I am suffocating\!\!" "well, open the fucking windows\!\!" "hey man, there are these faggots arguing about Windows vs. Linux again..." "who gives a shit, I use whatever the hell I like."

18. (windows) (36↑, 15↓)
Things you look out of.

Im ganna' look out the window\!

19. (Windows) (123↑, 103↓)
A shitty operating system modeled after a good operating system that did the same things 10 years earlier.
20. (Windows) (49↑, 32↓)
An [operating system] that is quite easy to install and use. [Crash]es more often than not ('98 does anyway), but is generally a nice OS for people who want to use a computer AND have a life outside of the house at the same time.

Windows just crashed so I threw my PC out of the window.

21. (Windows) (55↑, 40↓)
1. Holes in a automobile or house that are covered with glass so one can see through withought the elements entering. 2. An OS made by [Microsoft], quite likely the most annoying program ever, with all of the errors that it cant fix and anoying tech support people in [India].

Windows 98 bootup disk... bootup fail...error...ATAPI drive 1 drivers not found... Wow and I need an OS to install [linux].

22. (windows) (48↑, 33↓)
An OS that started out slower and less powerful than other OS's, but due to it's amazing Start button, it became popular. Then came Windows 95, the revolution of computers. I sure loved Minesweeper. Then came Windows 98, a buggy OS that really didn't improve much upon antyhing from 95, but it was new. ME made it even buggier but at least it added a new recycle bin\! The current installment, Windows XP, was said to improve upon the way we looked at Windows. Yes, when I turned on that computer I saw a big green blob as my start button. Thank goodness for classic mode. The new Windows XP improved upon the stability, but not enough to match with the Mac. However, the Windows stays dominant because of it's original monopolization and the fact that it supports more games.

I use Windows to pwn my friends online\! I use my Mac when I wanna get something done, though.

23. (Windows) (37↑, 23↓)
OS where the word restart is the norm. Also synonymous with "monopoly." Also characterized by slow startups, thus the term "win-doze," and known as a computer virus to Mac users, all 10 of them. Other terms used: POS, sucky OS, The rebootinator.

Hey, want to play a game of Windows? I want to be the car.

24. (Windows) (19↑, 6↓)
1.) Noun An operating system for computers developed by the Microsoft Corporation. Despite the fact that it's pretty reliable most of the time, all people do is bitch and moan incessantly (especially nerds) about how it plainly sucks so much even though Windows [OS] runs about 90% of the PC market, so there's nothing they can really do about it because it's obviously successful. So instead of doing something about how much they hate windows, like, you know, maybe taking their asses to the Apple store to buy a damn Mac instead, or maybe formatting their hard drive and installing Linux, they just sit at home and bitch about how much they hate Windows, but they use it anyway which makes them massive hypocrites. 2.) Noun An opening constructed in a wall or roof that functions to admit light or air to an enclosure and is often framed and spanned with glass mounted to on a track to allow opening and closing.

1.) OMG\! I hate Windows OS so much\! I can write my papers for school, make power points, email, store movies, music, and photos, chat, surf the web, and customize my wallpaper on Windows\! I hate it so much\! OMG\!\! Dexter just signed onto AIM\! *begins chatting* 2.) Dude, open a window. It's freaking hot in this place.

25. (Windows) (30↑, 17↓)
A 32-bit operatijng system designed by the Microsoft corporation. Favored by many users due to its ease of use, deprecated by many geeks because of a myriad of reasons, and Yet Another thing to have a religious war about.

I use Linux because I just don't like Windows. That's it.

26. (Windows) (29↑, 17↓)
Windows is an common, popular operating system developed by Microsoft. It comes in many improving versions which are released every 1-4 years. It uses a simple point-and-click graphical interface for easy navigation. Windows can be used both for simple tasks that any newbie could carry out, complex operations involving months of coding and studying, and everything in between. Windows used to be highly unstable and prone to crashes, but they fixed that when they made Windows XP. They also got rid of DOS when they made the XP. Some versions are: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Millenium, and Windows XP.

I used to use Windows 98. It could play my old favorites like DooM, but had a lot of problems and frequent, unexplained errors. I have Windows XP now. I mis DooM but not the errors.

27. (windows) (27↑, 15↓)
An idea created by the wiggles for an operating system, then [bill gates] started, by stealing everything he could get his hands on.

Let sing a song, Wake up jeff, the wiggles is on the computer now.

28. (Windows) (51↑, 40↓)
In my opinion, Windows is a fairly nice operating system that I haven't had any problems with since we installed XP.

Windows XP is better than Windows ME.

29. (Windows) (49↑, 39↓)
Something so easy to hack it's unbelieveable.

A: "I got hacked last night." B: "No surprise. You run Windows."

Author: RENEGATUS DOT COM http://windows.urbanup.com/302910
30. (windows) (42↑, 33↓)
At first it was a graphical shell designed by Microsoft that added much-needed 32-bit preemptive multitasking to the otherwise inferior monolithic monotasking 16-bit DOS kernel. These shells are the "win9x" series of Windows--every version from Windows 95 through Windows ME (previous versions of Windows were 16-bit). A parallel project called Windows NT (which would later evolve into Windows 2000, Windows XP, and soon into Windows Vista), a true 32-bit preemptive multitasking OS (read: no DOS), is in the process of replacing the win9x series. All are surprisingly insecure. Architecturally, these are all inferior OS's when compared to their main competition: UNIX and its derivitives (i.e. Linux and *NIX OS's, and Mac OS X). Arguably, they only managed to gain a marketshare because the UNIX community had been in a state of decline in the mid 1990s, and Linux wasn't user-friendly enough to take the market (i.e. there was a power vacuum). All Windows OS's and shells are plagued with numerous security holes inherent to their monolithic design: because all essential parts of the OS's are so tightly integrated, not only is it extremely difficult for a development team to attempt to fix a problem without creating more problems due to the interdependencies inherent to the monolithic structure, but also any security flaws in ANY component of the OS (or shell) could be used to somewhat easily exploit any other system components. This, coupled with the fact that none of the Windows OS's are true multi-user systems (unlike time-sharing systems like UNIX and its derivitives), thus making it easier for a user to do significant damage to the system without using the administer account, makes all of the OS's undesirable for mission-critical applications (including server use), or even for regular internet use. In fact, security analyses show that Windows suffers from so much malware and cracker/script-kiddie attacks mostly for its flawed design, rather than its popularity. One should also note that popularity is only indicative of effective marketing, not quality. The only "worthy" use for this software is to play games--its large userbase has attracted 3rd-party multimedia programming and hardware development firms more than any other OS in history. Consequently, most hardware in the computing world works or can be made to work with Windows. Even now, this unique feature is deteriorating as more and more developers cross-compile their software for Mac OS and Linux (i.e. NVIDIA Corporation writes a universal driver for their video hardware that will work with Windows, Mac OS, and Linux).

Even with a broadband connection, an unpatched installation of Windows XP usually cannot download and install the necessary updates before it is infected or exploited. Mac OS X, Linux, BeOS, Mac OS Classic, and other (somewhat) current OS's with merit, however, are either virtually immune to malware (UNIX and derivitives are compartamentalized and modular, making it virtually impossible for a user, or a program executed by a user, to take control of a system without root privilages), or are too obscure to effectively develop software for in the first place.

31. (Windows) (20↑, 13↓)
An operating system designed to make envious Mac users to boot up their useless systems and post pointless Anti-Windows sentiment on Urban Dictionary, only to find out they can't run anything except Garage Band.

I'm bored with Garage Band lets go on Urban Dictionary and Bash Windows.

32. (Windows) (20↑, 13↓)
The name of the operating systems made by [Microsoft], which has developed from quite simple beginnings, into a more and more bloated and resource hungry OS. The reason 99% of people use it is because it's the only fucking thing available with good software/hardware support. Each succesive release was designed to take advantage of the new and more powerful technologies available. Or in plain English, the extra bloat in the new version would require more powerful hardware, negating the extra processing power available and cancelling out the benefits of more powerful (not to mention expensive) hardware.

Person A: Windows sucks. Person B: Why don't you use something else then? Person A: Like what? Person B: Linux? Mac? Person A: Do they support all my hardware and programs? Person B: Ah.

33. (Windows) (9↑, 3↓)
used in awkward silences to try and stimulate conversation

John and Tim were sitting in a room. The conversation was minimal until John said "Windows".

34. (windows) (24↑, 18↓)
An operating system to run your computer for you. If you are moderately computer-savvy, e.g., you understand that buying and installing anti-virus protection, internet firewall software, spy-dectection software, etc., actively safeguarding your own computing environment, e.g. you don't use ANY vendor's email client software, open attachments with extensions like .exe, etc., don't subscribe to file-sharing networks like shareaza which put BIG FUCKING HOLES in any other security software you may have installed, then you probably won't experience all the horrid "crashes" reported by the naysayers. If, on the other hand, you're an unemployed software programmer whose resume was shit-canned by Microsoft and you have nothing better to do with your day than find "holes" in the OS, you'll probably find what you're looking for. As for me, I like to look at beautiful (a-hem) pictures and movies, keep track of my finances, get information off the internet, and just generally have a GAY ol' time on the internet. Windows XP couldn't be better or easier to use. And P.S. Will somebody please kill and bury Quicktime and Apple? Talk about way past their prime...they're like a Jaguar competing in an Acura and Lexus world...nobody's saying the Jaguar's aren't pretty...it's just that the Lexus will actually GET YOU THERE TOO\!\!\!

1) I bought one of the first MAC's ever. No...NO...I did NOT buy a LISA\!\! 2) Steven Jobs is a GOOD guy, Bill Gates is a BAD guy. And their respective bank account balances clearly prove the point\!\!\! 3) No one will hire me because I refuse to accept the project manager's directives. So, instead, I've installed LINUX to facilitate my hacking into WINDOWS-based PCs, just to show how suck-ey their god-damned OS really is. 4)The Tower of Babel is infinitely more desirable than a single, standardized approach, if you really care about instruction sets, for Christ's sake\!\!\! 5) Let's win the marketing war by cornering the education market, so all those poor school-kids can fuck around with apple software for ten years until they graduate into the REAL world.

35. (windows) (26↑, 20↓)
who cares

why do so many people fight about how good windows is? who cares

36. (Windows) (9↑, 4↓)
Windows is a complicated armed forces code which really means "Dead on Site". "Dead on Site"'s acrynym is DOS and since DOS is linked to Windows they recoded it to Windows.

-"Base to CRO ((Cheif Radio Operator)), what's the TC ((tent city, code for prison camp)) look like? -"CRO to base, we have 10 POWs who've gone through the Windows, 5 with a pal ((code for mal pal which is code for malaria)) and five friends of Jack ((Hungry Jack meals are prized possessions so friends of Jack would be people starving)).

37. (windows) (9↑, 4↓)
An operating system marketed by Microsoft. Many people hate it, but still use it. Here's some proof. WinXP-75% Win2000-6.5% WinVista-3.1% Linux-3.3% Mac-3.8% Other-about 3%

I am using a PSP to write this, and not windows. :)

38. (windows) (6↑, 1↓)
Openings in a building. Usually glass, in most modern homes. Frequently used for [ventilation], aesthetics, and [defenestration].

Damn, those mothafuckas got thrown out the window. I hope my new house has plenty of windows.

Author: Baraldo.Jefferson http://windows.urbanup.com/2212309
39. (Windows) (34↑, 29↓)
the worst operating system in the world. almost everyone either hates it or doesn't care as long as their computer works. most people use it only because they don't want to take the time to learn Linux or some other form of Unix or BSD. it's horribly programmed, way overpriced, and it freezes all the time. anyone who doesn't have it on their computer is smart

1. Windows crashes every time i move the mouse. 2. Windows users are jealous of Linux users because Windows PCs can't go more than 4 hours without crashing, and Linux can run for days, months, possibly much longer.

40. (Windows) (18↑, 13↓)
Computer operating system. and BTW my winXP hasn't crashed since i installed it last year

I just installed windows.

41. (windows) (60↑, 55↓)
where do you want to go today? - THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

damn you blue screen on death, im getting a mac

42. (Windows) (26↑, 22↓)
Windows x64, (n): 64 bit rewrite of a 32 bit extension and graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprossessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

People say that if you play Microsoft's CDs backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

43. (Windows) (30↑, 26↓)
An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

44. (Windows) (17↑, 13↓)
A new invention that lets you see thru walls.

Look thru that window.

45. (Windows) (20↑, 16↓)
Something that wasn't good enough to be named Doors

Windows crashed on me again.

46. (windows) (15↑, 11↓)
I OS that had its flaws in the past, but since the NT core has been used has fix many of the flaws. Writen in 32bit, soon a 64bit version will be out of the 64bit cpu's.

"Will this Windows XP software work on my abacuses?"

47. (windows) (12↑, 9↓)
a computer operationing system which in order to run free of bugs (that were not originally included on installation disc) must be kept away from any internet connection.

A: "Dude i got a virus on my Windows CP\!" B: "Were you connected to the internet?" A: "Yes..." B: "There you go\!"

48. (windows) (24↑, 21↓)
An OK operating system that gets beaten on way to much, mostly by Mac lovers that if attempted to make a OS would be worse than Windows..if thats possible..damn there does another Windows insult

I bought Windows XP, they came out with SP2...lame

Author: Keenan Cameron http://windows.urbanup.com/1095557
49. (Windows) (38↑, 35↓)
look up crap

damn my fucking windows has broke.

50. (windows) (35↑, 32↓)
the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.

sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform\!

51. (Windows) (20↑, 17↓)
Proof that supply and demand are more important than downloading a 300MB incomplete kernel for free.

Windows is definitely worth more than the $200 I spent on it.

52. (windows) (20↑, 17↓)
Microsoft's answer to X Windows. Many people claim Windows always crashes, the only reason Windows crashes is due to poorly 3rd party written drivers, and 3rd party software written by careless programmers.

Windows 98 Second Edition is a very stable operating system.

53. (Windows) (21↑, 19↓)
Windows is a gay, perverted, assholeistic, minging, wanking, twating poor excuse for an OS. Created by the worlds biggest asshole [Bill Gates] who thinks he can premote his company by donating money to charity. Windows is the most unstable OS you will ever come across with its frequent crashes, spyware, viruses not to mention the tonnes of other shit that can infect it. One question "Why with all the different versions of Windows and tell people to buy it because its got better security and better stability, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT SECURE AND STABLE IN THE 1ST PLACE U ASSHOLES?\!" - Remember Kiddies, always use Linux \! :D

Guy 1: Hi Guy 2: I just bought the new version of Windows \! Guy 1: Any Good ? Guy 1: ..... Guy 1: ........ *Guy 2 Appears to be offline* *Guy 2 Has Signed in* Guy 1: Where did you go ? Guy 2: My new version of Windows Crashed :( Guy 1: Dude, you should seriously use Linux ¬_¬

54. (windows) (16↑, 14↓)
Microsoft's PC operating system. Focused more on people who use computers and thrives with it's grand compatibility. A very dynamic operating system

omg leik WINDSOZ IS TEHA SUCX and LUNXIX\!\!\!\!\! mca ox S is [l33t]orz\!\!\!lolololololollol\!\!\!\!111 Just recently I got my copy of Windows XP. Okay, so I got a [pirate] copy.

55. (Windows) (24↑, 22↓)
Something really crap, useless, or that doesn't work properly. Possible synonym for [mindfuck].

OMG, did you see Leeds United last night on Match of the Day? They were really Windows\!

56. (Windows) (2↑, 1↓)
The mostly criticised operating system by Microsoft. It is known as a laughable operating system by many because of it's frequent crashes, high amount of viruses and the fact that Microsoft copies from other OSes, for example: Windows Calendar looks similar to Apple's iCal. It started off as an executable for DOS systems, went on to be a nearly full operating system with the Windows 3.x and 9x series (c:/con/con, anyone?) and then did not require DOS. When Ballmer decided to replace the beloved classic of Microsoft, Bill Gates, starting with Vista, Windows went downhill.

\windows\windowsBefore\windows\windows Gates: We need functionality, less RAM consumption and a clean UI for Windows\! \windows\windowsAfter\windows\windows Ballmer: PRETTY CLOCK, PRETTY UI, WHO CARES ABOUT RAM CONSUMPTION, ADD MORE FEATURES\!\!\!1

Author: Well I'm Not You, Am I? http://windows.urbanup.com/5450755
57. (windows) (7↑, 6↓)
A crappy [operating system] made by retarded monkeys. It is known for the infamous Blue Screen of Death

Oh, crap I got a blue screen of death and I didn't save my paper. Screw Windows\!

58. (Windows) (12↑, 11↓)
1) Noun- A major epic fail Noun 2- A computer software that's plagued by viruses, spyware, and other malware. Is known for being deathly slow, and freezing at the worst of times.

Noun (1): The kid tripped on his way to Math and his friend remarked, "Nice window in the hallway." Noun (2)- After 9 hours of typing, Marc's computer, running windows, froze right when he was going to save his major essay due the next day.

Author: dr octogonapus rahhh http://windows.urbanup.com/3645562
59. (windows) (9↑, 8↓)
An operating system which uses backslashes in paths (which get confused with escape characters), has a useless terminal, uses the longest damn pathnames and identifiers ever, and has absolutely no modularity whatsoever. I have spoken.

Windows user: Windows isn't crap - you can carry out complex tasks with months of programming with it. Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.

60. (Windows) (4↑, 3↓)
1. Plural of "window," a glass enclosure in a wall permitting viewing of the surroundings outside of a building. 2. Operating system created for personal computers by Bill Gates and the team at Microsoft beginning in the 1980s as a graphical shell over their hugely successful MS-DOS operating system. Lambasted over the years for perceived inefficiency and insecurity that more often than not is the error of the operator, although some holes have been found and patched. Now compatible with Macintosh computers bearing Intel processors thanks to Apple's Boot Camp. Has come to the computing public in several iterations beginning with Windows 1.0 in 1985, and the most recent iteration is Windows Vista, already available to enterprise customers and set to be released to the public in January '07. In the community, sources of lambasting are primarily Macintosh and Linux users, and sources of defense are primarily other Windows users. Has been criticized for being the OS of choice for computer manufacturers and for "stealing" features from other operating systems.

My Mac is twice the computer it used to be now that it runs Windows\! Oh, just you wait until Windows Vista comes out\! It'll pwn Mac OS X\!

Author: William the Mac User http://windows.urbanup.com/2152952
61. (Windows) (20↑, 19↓)
Windows is a really unstable Operating System even in the year 2005 it still crashes constantly, hogs memory there not much I can say thats not already been said, I personally Run windows 2000 pro on one partition and Gentoo on another and I'm quite happy using windows 2kpro for certain games and software and gentoo for other things.

Lamer: "Windows sucks" Linux User: "Yeah I know, why not use Linux?" Lamer: "I don't know how to use linux" Linux User: "Try Mandrake or Fedora It's designed for people like you"

62. (Windows) (40↑, 39↓)
the worst operating system you can buy. not only does it cost a lot of money, but if you don't have it running on a top-of-the-line computer, it sucks. those of you who say it doesn't freeze up probably haven't tried it on a 400 mHz laptop - which it should run on, according to the system requirements. contrary to popular belief, it is not easier to use than linux, mac os, or any other os because the reason people have such an easy time learning to use new versions of windows is because they are familiar with the old one, which is the same except for that lame prarie that it places on the desktop, along with some other aesthetical changes. while windows has been around much longer, linux has grown so fast that people are already considering switching from windows. windows may have more programs and look better(? i don't think so but maybe some do), but linux has the edge on security and stability and does what it should - all of which is what most people want and what all should expect from an os.

1. microsoftie: if linux is better, then why hasn't everyone switched to linux? thinking person: because most people just believe what they hear - they never try linux, they just believe what they hear about it. 2. microsoftie: windows xp doesn't cost that much, it's only $150. that's not bad. thinking person: but you also have to buy antivirus protection and office xp, which together will cost about $300.

63. (Windows) (13↑, 12↓)
A operating system that is widely used aroudn the world, most games and [applications] require it, and therefore you can see its usage. Mind you that buying windows is expensive, and you will become a bum with a copy of Windows XP Professional

BOSS: JERRY WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING Jerry : My computer isn't working BOSS: DAMNIT, IT WAS WORKING YESTERDAY Jerry: Yeah, well Windows is like that, works one day, and doesn't the other

Author: Kevin Abeysekera http://windows.urbanup.com/603753
64. (Windows) (2↑, 2↓)
Windows is a marketing scheme created by Bill Gates that poses as an operating system. It claims to be software that helps you manage files and connect to other computers on the internet, but in reality it's a platform created specifically to be thoroughly pwned by every single piece of malware and virii on the internet for the purpose of selling expensive, third party antivirus software to slow down your awful piece of bloatware that you dropped 300 bucks on.

Windows User: "Hey I have a virus on my PC and now it's completely useless I hate my life." Linux User: "Yeah, it's called Windows and the worst part is you paid for it."

65. (Windows) (3↑, 3↓)
The first virus ever to have a formal appearance and a multimillion company.

Man, who would think a shitload of programmers would need 10GB for a virus? Script kiddies are better than them\! Millions of viruses designed to work on top of the Windows virus\! That's neat\!

66. (Windows) (8↑, 8↓)
A graphical shell for downloading and burning Linux install CDs

"Did you actually install Windows on this machine?" "Yes, but it's the only machine I have access to and I need to download an ISO to install Linux."

Author: Fredrik Lindroth http://windows.urbanup.com/3072660
67. (windows) (4↑, 4↓)
A series of Operating Systems (OS) created by Microsoft running from Windows 96 to the current incarnation Windows Vista. A little known fact about Windows (and Microsoft programs in general) is that you should wait 2-8 weeks before buying or installing it so that the company can work out the inevitable bugs. While Windows systems are presumed to fail, this is mostly due to idiots who don't read up on a system before installing it.

I've used Windows since I was a kid and it's never failed me before. Windows and Mac OS both have bugs, but at least on a pc it's an entirely dyi fix.

68. (Windows) (17↑, 17↓)
A very gay operating system.

Mac OS x kicks Window's ass. That's why Windows' rectum always hurts\! :-)

69. (windows) (5↑, 5↓)
Pearl for a device that protects people and valuable equptment from rain and other elements.

It was raining outside... but me and my [linux] computer were just doing fine, infact the only way i could tell there was rain, is that i happened to look at the weatherfox in firefox.

70. (windows) (19↑, 19↓)
How about this for some variety (and truth, more importantly). Contrary to the unintelligible grunts of the brainless morons who have posted 99% of the definitions regarding this word (they clearly need to ease off on all the Haterade), Microsoft Windows XP/2000/Server 2003 is by far the best series of OSs ever made. This coming from someone who has used all three and compared them to Apple Mac OS and GNU/Linux alternatives. The .NET framework is an excellently designed programming and software development infrastructure, unparalleled in its elegance. Don't believe me? Ask all the Mac - and sometimes even Linux - users who have shot their boxes with M60s, frustrated because of the zillionth program that wasn't compatible with the OS. And ALL operating systems crash; it is a fundamental law in computer science - the bug-free program is nothing but a myth.

With a triple-boot setup on my computer, I find myself having to constantly reboot my system due to Mandrake 10.0 Linux's spectacular shortcomings - especially the harware compatibility woes. And what do I reboot into? Take a guess.....

Author: TheEnlightened http://windows.urbanup.com/965407
71. (Windows) (14↑, 14↓)
A series of computer operating systems that, despite what you may read from several other sources on here, are quite stable, very easy to use, and are the most compatible operating systems I know of.

I have been running with my copy of Windows XP without rebooting for over 3 months now, and it is still working fine. Yeah, I have used ctrl+alt+delete a couple of times, but that was just because I got a file from a former friend, while he was still a friend, including a virus, and I trusted him so I didn't bother scanning and it wasn't recognized by Norton, so I just looked at my processes and ended it, and my computer works fine now. (that was over 2 months ago)

Author: homocidal rabbi http://windows.urbanup.com/915116
72. (windows) (17↑, 17↓)
A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever\!" "Then why do you continue to use it?

73. (Windows) (2↑, 3↓)
An OS that is good for a wide variety of uses, such as gaming, work, and casual internets browsing. While it is recommended you know what you're doing, it requires less expertise than, say, Linux. Also, it only crashes if you delete system files or get a nasty computer virus.

Guy 1: lulz Windows is teh suxxxors lulz Max is teh best adn so iz linux OmFGGG Guy 2: ...yeah, you just keep deluding yourself, kid.

74. (Windows) (7↑, 8↓)
An operating system unable to take any abuse by the user and crashes about 5 months after the computer is bought and internet has been surfed.

My windows is so slow

75. (Windows) (17↑, 18↓)
only crashes because people are too [retarded] to use it

what the hell it crashed ??? why??? cause your a dumbass

76. (Windows) (29↑, 31↓)
A peice of crap OS that has only one way to properly fix it. 1. Enter Command Prompt 2. Type 'Format C:' 3. Insert Linux Installation Disk 1 4. Follow onscreen instructions 5. Congratulations, Windows is fixed.

I fixed Windows, I got Linux.

Author: _|-|\}06 & bOb http://windows.urbanup.com/1298367
77. (Windows) (12↑, 14↓)
A functional, easy-to-use operating system that can be perfectly stable if you want it to be. The OS is only as good as its operator, guys.

I have been running Windows 2000 Professional for two-and-a-half years, and have yet to see it crash spontaneously. The only time it has ever crashed was when I caused software conflicts myself.

78. (windows) (19↑, 21↓)
An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When [Microsoft] introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.

Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.

79. (windows) (12↑, 14↓)
an operating system way better than any others. usually people say "windows crashes a lot\!". well duh, idiots, if you install spyware virus crap its going to cause errors. and IT doesnt cause the blue screen of death, YOU DO\!\!\!

i just bought windows, all the software i bought that didnt work with mac and linux works now\!

80. (Windows) (30↑, 32↓)
A [virus] that people buy to make their computer "Run faster then Linux\!".

I wasted $300 on Windows XP and it doesn't even work on my computer\!

81. (windows) (26↑, 28↓)
a rather broad collection of software by microsoft with a broad range of quality: windows 95 - sux0rific windows 98 - not that bad windows me - what a ripoff of 98 windows xp - one of da greatest\! windows nt/2000 - em... corporate stuff windows 3.1 - the ULTIMATE 133732+ OS\!

which VERSION of windows do YOU use?

82. (Windows) (16↑, 18↓)
Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common? A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

83. (windows) (7↑, 9↓)
A company which strangely enough in a short period of time came out with the programs CE, ME, and NT.... which If you put together spell out Windows CEMENT.

Look mommy Bill gates is making fun of us\! He'll do what he damn well pleases johnny\! Hes got enough money to personally pay off every one of the dodgers to come to our house and kick our asses.

84. (windows) (18↑, 20↓)
Worse OS ever created for a computing system. It's extremely compatible if you can keep it running for more than 10 mins w/o it crashing. And it's also the most widely used system. Now, get off ur easy way ass, and G37 4 (\\/)4C\!

Wow...Windows crashed...again.

85. (windows) (10↑, 12↓)
When capitalized: An [GUI] (graphical user interface) operating system first released in 1986 by Microsoft Corporation. When not capitalized: A glass plate inside of a wall that lets light into buildings.

Every operating system has errors and crashes every once in a while, no matter if you're running Windows, Macintosh, Linux, or whatever. Deal with it, guys\!

86. (Windows) (10↑, 13↓)
An operating system that is produced by Microsoft. It is widely hated by people who think it is cool to use Linux, when they are in fact just pathetic losers with no life looking for attention. In fact, many of these individuals run Lindows, a version of Linux which makes use of several Windows features. Good job, morons.

Linux User: I hate Windows, because it is the cool thing to do.

87. (windows) (2↑, 5↓)
The clip Juice Box is refering to is the beta showing of Windows 98. When it wasn't finished.

Bugs on an unfinished product, [word]whodathunkit[/word]?

88. (windows) (9↑, 12↓)
A "user friendly" OS for people who dont have the time not brains to use any other OS I admit XP is alright but I prefer Knoppix or other linux versions.. and as for you people dissing either OS try making your own,....if not.. try setting up as many pcs with various OS's and play around.. its fun..

ignorant user:"my windows keeps crashing" Guru:"dont be a dumbass and it wont crash" ignorant user:"oh"

89. (windows) (1↑, 4↓)
1. Plural for a piece of glace. HOLLYWOOD LESSONS: IF A LARGE WINDOW IS IN VIEW, SOMEONE WILL BE THROWN THROUGH IT BEFORE 5 MINUTES PASS. 2. A program introduced by Bill Gates. Better than Dos. The only difference between any of the programs below the \#100 is that they are more expensive. Same with those that are named oddly (like XP). Can crash VERY frequently if you're not careful with it and don't go screwing around with Control Panel and the C:/ Drive.
90. (windows) (2↑, 6↓)
Refering to a woman's chest.

"Damn, girl's got some windows"

91. (Windows) (2↑, 6↓)
1) Those things on your wall that you can open an see through. 2) The worst operating system ON EARTH.

1) WHOA\! Look through the window\! 2) Windows = windblows = windSUCK

92. (Windows) (7↑, 11↓)
A generic version of Mac OS, starting from day one, 1984.

Windows is to Mac OS, sorta like how the Walgreens brand of medicine is to the regular brand. Anybody want some Walbourne\!?

93. (Windows) (8↑, 12↓)
Written by programmers who use [Linux], a far superior operating system. Saying Windows is good because everyone uses it is just like saying fast food is healthy because everyone eats it. Does things now that other operating systems could have done when they were being written (e.g. [Linux]).

Example: The typical Windows shell, the [Blue Screen of Death]

94. (windows) (6↑, 10↓)
A graphical user interface using the mouse as well as keyboard for common user tasks.

X-Windows, which is compatible with Macintosh, BSD, Linux, Solaris, and other Operating Systems. Also, Microsoft Windows, which is not compatable with anything, not even other versions of itself.

95. (Windows) (26↑, 30↓)
A bad imitation of a [Macintosh] [Apple].

Windows is like a Macintosh Apple only not as good.

96. (Windows) (26↑, 30↓)
The gayest OS in the world.

Me: Fuck this shit, I'm askin' mom for a Macintosh\!

97. (windows) (21↑, 25↓)
A crap OS that if you delete one file it messes up your computer and cant do anything. Cost too much. yeah ill admit it is easy to use before it crashes on you every 2 seconds. I use linux if you use linux that probably means you know alot about computers you almost have too linux is VERY stable and if free beat that windows. and it pretty much comes with MS office (just diff name in linux)

linux is so easy because i know about computers that is why all of you n00bs have to use crappy windows

98. (Windows) (2↑, 6↓)
1.Linux' Bitch...Just kidding..he.he..he..You kidding me? Haven't you heard of the Blue Screen Of Death...maybe not. THE BEST OPERATING SYSTEM EVER...NOT...YES..NOT...YES\>NOT...so YES 2. When fucking an exceptionally hot girl/guy, to shove your pole suddenly into them and taking it out fast, see the result [hymen]

1- "Winux/Lindows, best operating system over." 2- "I m gonna do a Windows on you, Bitch"

Author: Proud to be Gay http://windows.urbanup.com/315686
99. (Windows) (12↑, 16↓)
An extremley easy to use desktop operating system. Very optimized and compatible with a wide range of software applications and hardware devices. However, LINUX is better for servers because Windows tends to need to rebooted every few days to retain performance. After about a week of uptime, Windows becomes slow and incredibly hard to use efficiently.

Windows = ultimate workstation os LINUX = any situation where reliability and stability are a concern (like db, web, ftp, proxy, dns, and news servers.

Author: root\@localhost http://windows.urbanup.com/225461
100. (windows) (6↑, 10↓)
Shaped glass. The latest versions are windows xp... they have rounded frames.

My penguins kick your windows in the ass\!

Author: Supply and Demand http://windows.urbanup.com/23394
101. (Windows) (9↑, 14↓)
the fucking worst operating system ever made

Windows sucks macintosh dick macintosh dick is big bill gates is an moron

102. (windows) (5↑, 10↓)
a great operating system. for gaming. ...that's it. in all seriousness, windows is a perfect OS for people like you.

dude: did you hear, man?\! they released the new xbox\!\!\! dude2: really? what's it called? what kinda processor? details\!\! dude: Xbox XP with a 3.2 GHz Intel Pentium 4\!\!1\!\!1\! lol pwned\!\! dude2: that sounds a lot like a standard gaming PC with windows dude: no man, it's so much better\! omgwtfbbq\!\!\!111\!

103. (Windows) (20↑, 25↓)
One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.

Ahhhh\! Windows crashed while loading an error message. The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair\!

104. (Windows) (5↑, 10↓)
A Bedroom game often played before a session of [Dutch oven]. This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.

The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.

105. (Windows) (14↑, 19↓)
An operating system that people love to hate. Especially Linux and Mac users love to exaggerate the stability of Windows. They are of course full of bullshit. Windows is user-friendly unlike Linux, and runs most $oftware, unlike Mac OS. I just wish some one would make it open source. Hack Micro$oft\!

My installation of Windows XP has functioned since 2001 even though I install programs almost daily.

106. (windows) (15↑, 20↓)
to all you jack-offs who claim windows never crashes if used by anyone with more than half a brain: here is proof that it does. This is a movie clip of someone who works for microsoft showing off windows and having if fail and go to the blue screen of death. enjoy\!

microsoft is good when it's not crashing.

107. (windows) (2↑, 7↓)
Win - doh\! - s (name popularised by frequent system crashes) An operating system pioneered by Homer Simpson of the popular cartoon sitcom "The Simpson". Homer has now moved from Springfield and lives in a large earthquake proof mansion on a hill somewhere on the Coast of Northern California.

"Marge come here and look at this pretty blue screen on my Win... Doh\!"

Author: -oo00Rich00oo- http://windows.urbanup.com/146368
108. (windows) (19↑, 25↓)
A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike [Linux], which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use [Windows 98] to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers. **************************************** Note: This definition was previously made by [AYB], and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

109. (Windows) (14↑, 20↓)
windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes, even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program

windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers

110. (Windows) (6↑, 12↓)
very very popular os made by microsoft. i'm giving up on it the minute someone comes up with a fully functional windows emulator for linux that runs all my games and other fun windows stuff. damn thing crashes 2 much.

bill: dude is a hybrid version of wine coming out pill: idk check the website bill: dammit i wanna kno. if there is a hybrid wine im ditching windows cos the damn thing crashes 2 much

111. (windows) (4↑, 10↓)
Dogs crawl under fences programs crawl under windows.

Hold on im still rendering that naked woman on my windows box.

112. (windows) (1↑, 7↓)
arnaudt's best friend (together with Matrix)

Wow, I got Windows longhowwwwn beta 10093762.92736.4718962 M5 build\!\!\!\!\! I'll go watch the Matwwwwwix again\!\!\!

113. (windows) (60↑, 66↓)
A shitty OS that is impossible to run for more than 10 minutes without crashing. Only somewhat good version ever made is 200 0 Pro. Costs too much (even tho linux users can afford it, because most windows users drive a [rice rocket] and linux users dont even need to drive because their computers are so fast they can sit down on them and ride them around) and is the best $500 solitare game ever made. Uses stolen Mac code and requires an update every day. Linux only needs to be updated when a cool new program comes out. Linux is impossible to crash (which is why it is used to run most servers.) Windows is Homo-approved. If you are currently running windows (which i am NOT) then either partition it and put lindows on one drive OR just delete windows completely - it is useless. Linux is now offically compatible with most programs. Format C: NOW\!

"Aw shit my Windows comp froze\!" "Windows costs too much" "I think its time i format windows" "Windows is for noobs\!" "Linux is [133t] when compared to windows\!" "Windows Sucks\!"

114. (windows) (11↑, 18↓)
The solely largest evil entity in the universe. It exists to measure how long people will sit in front of a box regretting that they ever clicked "send error report" in the first place.

Windows:"do you want windows to mess up your all your settings and make the next three days of yours living hell by downloading SP 2.141593 ???" Human:"NO \!\!\!"

115. (Windows) (5↑, 12↓)
A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

116. (Windows) (3↑, 10↓)
Hey "Smart people do not resist technology", go suck your mommy's penis\!

"Smart people do not resist technology" fucked Bill Gates and got the AIDS\!

117. (windows) (4↑, 11↓)
A word not to be SAID inside an asylum. A huge source of frustration in history.

"Windows" "AGHAAHSGJQWVHK\!VJE\!VEJ\!GEH\!K\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!"

118. (windows) (4↑, 12↓)
The prototype for the Doomsday operating system called [Microsoft] [Skynet](tm), which became self-aware six weeks after it was released.

The movie [Terminator] is just a warning to all those who use Windows as their operating system.

119. (Windows) (8↑, 17↓)
The worst operating system in the world, that steals most of it's ideas from Mac OS X. Windows does not work, crashes, freezes, and just plain sucks dick.

Jay: Hey I bought Windows Vista today. Matt: HAHAHA, Funniest joke I've heard all week\!

120. (Windows) (15↑, 24↓)
Ok, to all the noobs who say Windows is crap. Fuck you. There are many reasons why windows isn't crap. 1) I've used Windows for 6 years and never once did I get this constant error crap and it DOES WORK\!\!\!\!\! 2) If you think only Clippy is annoying, then fucking change it\! Even a 5 year old can figure that out. 3) Why don't YOU try getting a copy of a good game for Macintosh\!? 4) All those Windows simulators on the web are funny but FUCKING FALSE\!\!\!\! No, Bill Gates doesn't send you mail. You know how many crap he gets on Outlook every day? 4 million at least. 5) So some of the programs suck. INSTALL NEW ONES, GODDAMNIT\! 6) Blue screen errors only happen if it is REALLY serious. Not when you just open the C: drive and then boom. Blue screen. That shit is a damn lie that only assholes believe. And finally... 7) DOS sucks. And that's my two cents on Windows.

N00b: Dude, I just got Windows and it sucks. I keep getting blue screens. Guy: No you don't. N00b: Uh...yes I do fuck you lololololol. Guy: So suggest a better one. N00b: Uh...um...DOS? Guy: Die, bitch. *Guy shoots noob with a rocket launcher repeatedly*

Author: Anti-Noob patrol http://windows.urbanup.com/1675369
121. (windows) (3↑, 12↓)
Just another pane in the glass.
122. (windows) (7↑, 16↓)
Aaaargh...... It chrashes every five minutes or so\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!
Author: peacelovinhippy http://windows.urbanup.com/135606
123. (windows) (2↑, 12↓)
A rarely used slang for methamphetamines, based on the term "glass."

"Hey, I'm coming over to pick up that windows disk." "Bring forty bucks."

124. (Windows) (18↑, 28↓)
I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.

My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.

Author: Lieutenant Tarpit http://windows.urbanup.com/877008
125. (Windows) (5↑, 15↓)
An [ operating system ] that was not meant for server operating. It's a fine workstation if you have a recently made computer and windows xp. Windows 98 = HELL

The computer user paid $300 for the liscence for Microsoft Windows.

126. (Windows) (14↑, 25↓)
I still use Windows 98 beta. So far, I haven't seen this blue screen since last year, when I pulled the CD out during installation. Maybe I would have to be a code-writer or delete system files in order to see it.

Windows sucks, Linux sucks, MacOS sucks, life sucks. Just get over it and move on. Sheesh.

127. (windows) (2↑, 13↓)
see: bung\!
128. (Windows) (11↑, 23↓)
A stable OS

I use Windows and it never cra---*crash*

129. (windows) (17↑, 30↓)
A popular operating system that is hated by [Linux] [geek]s because, despite their large numbers and the years they collectively spend working on their "alternative" software, they lack the mental capacity to create an OS that rivals what one [nerd] threw together within a few weeks from various sources in his garage. Note: Geeks are mentally-ill people who contribute absolutely nothing to the advancement of the human species. Geeks try desparately to imitate the nerds, who are the REAL inventors and/or contributors of technology. Note: [Bill Gates] is a nerd.

Hey Linux fans. Where the Hell is that Windows-killer you promised us in 1999 and 2001 and 2004? Oh I forgot that you faggots are too busy fighting amongst yourselves over who can type the most redundant "l337" code. Just don't forget that Gates is still whooping your asses.

Author: penguins taste like duck when well roasted http://windows.urbanup.com/715925
130. (Windows) (5↑, 20↓)
Operating System that Most People who Post on websites like this insult, claiming it crashes every 10 secs, however I have used EVERY Windows O/S Since 3.1 (Ex. ME) and NONE have shown a BSoD more than once a Season. People also say it reboots often, I kept XP running for ages, until the damn Windows Update nagging you to reboot drives you insane. Never had to reboot Windows 2003 Server. Btw, Linux is Good Too, But I have not found It to be More stable than Windows, perhaps becuase i look around and find out about what i am trying to do, before doing it and hoping it doesn't ruin my PC.

Person: Hmm... I wonder what happens if i delete shell32.dll? ... Damn its Locked *Uses Unlocker to Unlock It* .. *BSoD Appears* Person: Windows Crashes All The Time, For No Reason\!

131. (Windows) (17↑, 46↓)
Best OS ever concieved. Beats linux with tux's own severed fin and makes Macintosh OS look rotten. Windows NT technology is a major step in technological advancement. Windows XP lets me play all my games and music and other media, and everything else with ease. People who dislike Windows and bash it are probably using Windows, so they should [stfu]. Those who do not use Windows and bash it are stupid rebels with little reason not to use it other than to be able to say "LINUX FOREVERS\!" even though linux is actually a peice of shit comparable to Windows 98, only without the ability to play games that cant be emulated using a shitty program known as Wine.

Windows rocks. It lets me do everything I want with ease. People who dislike Windows and say it sucks need to STFU and download it already.

132. (Windows) (11↑, 45↓)
We all use Windows, some [Windows 2000] and some [Windows XP]. When we use [Windows XP] it's always [Windows XP Professional]. WINDOWS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER heARD\! I've got some funny Windows versions, eg Windows Memphis, Windows Whistler.

About Windows and funny Windows versions

Author: Zammis "zammis" Clark http://windows.urbanup.com/718942
133. (windows) (36↑, 88↓)
A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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